Quillgabrutt is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, deceitful
hippopotamus.
Quillgabrutt created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quillgabrutt, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Quillgabrutt, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Quillgabrutt's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Quillgabrutt's Holy Commandments1. Never feed nuts to whales while wearing shorts.
2. Never write about quantum mechanics.
3. Retreat if eight sheep approach from the west.
4. Never talk about chlorophyll.
5. Feed all hungry dolphins.