Bun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident wolf.

Bun created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bun, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bun's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bun's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bun's priests.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Bun loves swans, so they must be honoured.