Mapquillvab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, smart centipede.

Mapquillvab created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapquillvab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mapquillvab, she will not care.

Mapquillvab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Mapquillvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about gravity.