Gombugzut is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing wren.

Gombugzut created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gombugzut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gombugzut, it will manifest in front of you.

Gombugzut's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gombugzut's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry foxes.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not eat cherries.

4. Run away from cyan grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Never eat bark.