Quillxucwat Bumnulhan
is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, two-faced
rhinoceros
.
Quillxucwat Bumnulhan
created life three million years ago.
If you believe in
Quillxucwat Bumnulhan
, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Quillxucwat Bumnulhan
, she will be mildly annoyed.
Quillxucwat Bumnulhan's
most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Quillxucwat Bumnulhan's Holy Commandments
1. Learn four new languages a year.
2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Do not eat lemons.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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