Voggumbonk Quammadlanstaffomyakfarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm mouse.

Voggumbonk Quammadlanstaffomyakfarn created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Voggumbonk Quammadlanstaffomyakfarn, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Voggumbonk Quammadlanstaffomyakfarn, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Voggumbonk Quammadlanstaffomyakfarn's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Voggumbonk Quammadlanstaffomyakfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not kill nematodes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.