Staffligbig Fubfaddudwot Godtamcin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, proud dryad.

Staffligbig Fubfaddudwot Godtamcin created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Staffligbig Fubfaddudwot Godtamcin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Staffligbig Fubfaddudwot Godtamcin, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Staffligbig Fubfaddudwot Godtamcin's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Staffligbig Fubfaddudwot Godtamcin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Staffligbig Fubfaddudwot Godtamcin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Staffligbig Fubfaddudwot Godtamcin.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.