Xintikvog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, moody bat.

Xintikvog created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xintikvog, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xintikvog, she will turn you into a goat.

Xintikvog's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Xintikvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Xintikvog's priests.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. You must pray to Xintikvog seven times a day.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Xintikvog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.