Giddading is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental crane.

Giddading created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Giddading, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Giddading, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Giddading's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Giddading's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Giddading.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not stand on grass.