Jatditgup is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, all-knowing wren.

Jatditgup created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatditgup, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jatditgup, he will jump up and down on your head.

Jatditgup's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Jatditgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Learn three new languages a year.