Hasspagcimbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent naga.

Hasspagcimbarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasspagcimbarn, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hasspagcimbarn, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Hasspagcimbarn's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hasspagcimbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hasspagcimbarn.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hasspagcimbarn.

5. Do not wear green clothing.