Kenmitlen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able fish.

Kenmitlen created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenmitlen, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kenmitlen, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Kenmitlen's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Kenmitlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck black.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never wear magenta dresses.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Always help sick capybaras.