Dagkabvab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, smart dragonfly.

Dagkabvab created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dagkabvab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dagkabvab, he will remove you from existence.

Dagkabvab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dagkabvab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide if eight eagles approach from the south.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must pray to Dagkabvab four times a day.