Nulhomlig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish warg.

Nulhomlig created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Nulhomlig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nulhomlig, it will turn you into a rat.

Nulhomlig's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nulhomlig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Run away from green goats, for they are unholy.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Nulhomlig on top of all buildings.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect three iron sculptures of Nulhomlig on top of important buildings.