Piblistbonk is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm
fish.
Piblistbonk created snails four years ago.
If you believe in
Piblistbonk, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Piblistbonk, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Piblistbonk's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Piblistbonk's Holy Commandments1. Never go into mauve rooms.
2. Always treat pigs with great respect.
3. Never wear violet scarves.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Run away if five geese approach from the south.