Bepdadrag is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, capable cat.

Bepdadrag created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepdadrag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bepdadrag, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bepdadrag's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bepdadrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bepdadrag.

4. Bepdadrag loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not keep six ants in a large pit.