Ingjonfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, clever naga.

Ingjonfeb created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingjonfeb, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ingjonfeb, she will turn you into a sheep.

Ingjonfeb's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ingjonfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Whales are not to be trusted.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Never hurt swans.