Litflatmad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, ruthless bird.

Litflatmad created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Litflatmad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Litflatmad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Litflatmad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Litflatmad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven seals approach from the north.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Retreat if four tortoises approach from the west.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Litflatmad.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Litflatmad on top of all buildings.