Mumfotdim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring fox.

Mumfotdim created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumfotdim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mumfotdim, she will ignore you.

Mumfotdim's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Mumfotdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed limes to rats while wearing trousers.

5. Never play with disobedient children.