Wabwadhim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, prudent warg.

Wabwadhim created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabwadhim, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wabwadhim, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wabwadhim's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Wabwadhim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four badgers approach from the north.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wabwadhim.

5. Never wear ear rings.