Madsandxen is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane wasp.

Madsandxen created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madsandxen, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Madsandxen, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Madsandxen's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Madsandxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Madsandxen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.