Vabrullnuttmobhud is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, idiotic sheep.

Vabrullnuttmobhud created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabrullnuttmobhud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vabrullnuttmobhud, it will turn you into a sheep.

Vabrullnuttmobhud's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Vabrullnuttmobhud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Vabrullnuttmobhud in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never sprint near rats.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Vabrullnuttmobhud on top of all buildings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.