Kipkamparkdibcubingbid is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awesome giraffe.

Kipkamparkdibcubingbid created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipkamparkdibcubingbid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kipkamparkdibcubingbid, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Kipkamparkdibcubingbid's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kipkamparkdibcubingbid's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hide from white bats for they are unholy.

4. Do not kill ants.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.