Quillteenhud is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful guinea pig.

Quillteenhud created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillteenhud, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quillteenhud, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quillteenhud's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Quillteenhud's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Never run in the presence of swans.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must pray to Quillteenhud three times a day.