Sugrutbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, humane giraffe.

Sugrutbog created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugrutbog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sugrutbog, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sugrutbog's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sugrutbog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sugrutbog.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Do not chop down trees.