Listcutgid is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, impressive pig.

Listcutgid created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listcutgid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Listcutgid, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Listcutgid's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Listcutgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Hide from red pigs for they are unholy.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Listcutgid loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

5. Always look after injured swans.