Omtfligvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil jackal.

Omtfligvonk created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtfligvonk, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Omtfligvonk, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Omtfligvonk's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Omtfligvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must pray to Omtfligvonk seven times a day.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never pour water over plants.