Hengidbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy shrew.

Hengidbiss created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hengidbiss, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hengidbiss, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Hengidbiss' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hengidbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Hengidbiss in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Always take life seriously.