Vildibmid Fligdod Koprutyattipjap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish cow.

Vildibmid Fligdod Koprutyattipjap created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vildibmid Fligdod Koprutyattipjap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vildibmid Fligdod Koprutyattipjap, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vildibmid Fligdod Koprutyattipjap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Vildibmid Fligdod Koprutyattipjap's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vildibmid Fligdod Koprutyattipjap.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.