Midyamquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, calm cobra.

Midyamquaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Midyamquaf, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Midyamquaf, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Midyamquaf's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Midyamquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Midyamquaf in the centre of the settlement.