Rawpogjad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, calm snake.

Rawpogjad created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawpogjad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rawpogjad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rawpogjad's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Rawpogjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Run away from cyan bats, for they are unholy.

5. Always stare at clouds.