Bopcental is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, vain ant.

Bopcental created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bopcental, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bopcental, it will boil you in a big pot.

Bopcental's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bopcental's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never run in the presence of capybaras.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.