Xuckdonfar is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, flying shrew.

Xuckdonfar created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckdonfar, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xuckdonfar, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Xuckdonfar's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Xuckdonfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Run away if eight gulls approach from the west.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

5. Do not eat spinach.