Tennarttom is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, able whale.

Tennarttom created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tennarttom, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tennarttom, she will laugh at you.

Tennarttom's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tennarttom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tennarttom.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Tennarttom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never feed lots of spinach to dolphins while wearing purple scarves.