Sakvigzodstershavyimpasloop is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful dugong.

Sakvigzodstershavyimpasloop created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakvigzodstershavyimpasloop, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sakvigzodstershavyimpasloop, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sakvigzodstershavyimpasloop's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sakvigzodstershavyimpasloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.