Mipvolfly is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, caring octopus.

Mipvolfly created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipvolfly, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mipvolfly, he will not care.

Mipvolfly's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Mipvolfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mipvolfly's name in vain.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Never bounce in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about shrews.