Lipbellpidsakdav is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, amazing snail.

Lipbellpidsakdav created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbellpidsakdav, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lipbellpidsakdav, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lipbellpidsakdav's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Lipbellpidsakdav's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Never paint your head red.