Japjenboss is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciless ant.

Japjenboss created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Japjenboss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Japjenboss, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Japjenboss' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Japjenboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt foxes.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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