Tagstipsig is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, capable
tapir.
Tagstipsig created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tagstipsig, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Tagstipsig, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Tagstipsig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Tagstipsig's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near dogs while wearing orange corsets.
5. Never eat bark.