Tagstipsig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, capable tapir.

Tagstipsig created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagstipsig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tagstipsig, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tagstipsig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Tagstipsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near dogs while wearing orange corsets.

5. Never eat bark.