Popventarp is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident eagle.

Popventarp created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Popventarp, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Popventarp, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Popventarp's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Popventarp's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Popventarp.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Popventarp in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never run in the presence of swans.

5. Never write about dark energy.
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