Fennulltar is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating
human.
Fennulltar created humanity eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Fennulltar, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Fennulltar, he will turn you into a hamster.
Fennulltar's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Fennulltar's Holy Commandments1. Never think about dark energy.
2. Always wear pink.
3. Always help sick bats.
4. Do not take Fennulltar's name in vain.
5. Never play with disobedient children.