Fennulltar is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating human.

Fennulltar created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fennulltar, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fennulltar, he will turn you into a hamster.

Fennulltar's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fennulltar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Always help sick bats.

4. Do not take Fennulltar's name in vain.

5. Never play with disobedient children.