Femgemteen is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest hippopotamus.

Femgemteen created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Femgemteen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Femgemteen, he will turn you into a goat.

Femgemteen's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Femgemteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Femgemteen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Do not speak about limes.