Gancumflab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy crane.

Gancumflab created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gancumflab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gancumflab, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Gancumflab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gancumflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think ill of sick horses.

3. Never think about dark matter near tortoises while wearing purple hats and balancing three lead spheres on your back.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near ducks while wearing gray coats and balancing nine silicon spheres on your feet.