Tabzangom is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, competent owl.

Tabzangom created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabzangom, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tabzangom, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tabzangom's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tabzangom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Run away from indigo grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never talk about asteroids.
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