Jatlistbet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking butterfly.

Jatlistbet created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatlistbet, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jatlistbet, he will make you grow a tail.

Jatlistbet's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Jatlistbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never feed lots of figs to doves while wearing mauve boots.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.