Nakpangfet is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, contented
donkey.
Nakpangfet created a quark six million years ago.
If you believe in
Nakpangfet, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Nakpangfet, she will turn you into a giant slug.
Nakpangfet's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Nakpangfet's Holy Commandments1. Never skip in holy places.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. You must never eat wheat.
5. Do not speak about lemons.