Besshitjip is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, narcissistic rat.

Besshitjip created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Besshitjip, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Besshitjip, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Besshitjip's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Besshitjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Besshitjip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Worship no other gods but Besshitjip.