Bonklikwitbot is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever naga.

Bonklikwitbot created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonklikwitbot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bonklikwitbot, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bonklikwitbot's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bonklikwitbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt turtles.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bonklikwitbot on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.