Sogcussbit is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, boastful ferret.

Sogcussbit created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogcussbit, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sogcussbit, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sogcussbit's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Sogcussbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Sogcussbit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.