Hubjopdag is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, smart jackal.

Hubjopdag created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubjopdag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hubjopdag, it will destroy your home planet.

Hubjopdag's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Hubjopdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. You must pray to Hubjopdag five times a day.

4. Never laugh in the presence of nematodes.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.